Montana Tan

My take on a Montana tan:

I work outside all day. In the summer it is so hot and I wear shorts. My legs are reflective, they are so white. After work, take off boots and socks…my white feet contrast with how dark my legs got…WOW, What a tan I got today. I hop in the shower and it washes right off.

A Montana tan is accumulated dust and dirt, easily rinsed away.

Visit with Raven

Raven came yesterday evening and remains this morning on my little square in this small city.

Raven chose my house, though I was loudly woodworking and immediately ran to see and hear.

When I awoke I found Raven on my roof. Grabbing a blanket, I lie upon the grass… Raven a few feet away, I listened to spirit

Raven came to my little city square to heal. There is something not quite right…and I am not sure what to do. I put out water and I wished to help, to kiss Raven and heal. 

The Great Mysterious.

Thank You.

Notes and a Medical Invention I’ll never make

I haven’t gotten around to so many things I think I should start posting my ‘to do’ list publicly to motivate myself.

When I was in school, 2012, I invented a few devices. Here are two for someone who wants to make money:

Remote Controlled Bladder Valve: basically mechanical ureter sphincter operated by a handheld remote control. Need to empty your bladder voluntarily? Press the button. Maybe it can have a pressure valve for best health. (If you can’t figure it out, I have some mechanical drawings)

Note: the remote control urethral sphincter concept applies to other anatomical sphincters.

Alternative Scrubs: My idea for medical scrubs decorated to please the ‘client’ such as: Bourbon bottles, hunting dogs and rifles for male geriatric care. ..or tattoos, motorcycles and trucks. Someone witty can create a ladies line…and the humor ideas in the ‘alternative’ realm are endless. Little grim reapers?

Why am I here today? I forgot.

Migraine Auras

Brilliant flashing trippy prismatic ribbon in odd transforming geometric shapes with fractile-like endless detail.

For over 20 years I’ve experienced a vision-impairing flashy light and last year I finally asked my optometrist what it was; Migraine Aura.

Driving in utter darkness on a flat Montana highway tonight I experienced such a fantastic, though blinding, light show of inexplicable detail…a wild transporting hallucination.

Closing my eyes makes it worse.

Always a ribbon made up of transforming jagged prism ribbon (brilliant light spectrum thread) dancing and vibrating in a blinding display …a kaleidoscope show of bright f-ing rainbows.

Well, I’ve always wanted to describe that, never have because I thought it was a personal going blind thing…maybe something I caused long ago…car accident, late night out…too many dead shows.. Turns out it’s common.

My first mobile blog entry.

Good enough phone, unprivileged user account, lots of enthusiasm, let’s see what we can do. 

Thanks developers. I feel spoiled.

I had to go move some hay but forgot my camera (phone). I rode past 200 ‘wild’ (rodeo stock) horses. If it weren’t so chilly I could have stayed another hour watching, inspecting, jokingly naming some and just enjoying the scene. They would come to the fence, but quickly flee if I approached.